
The full horror story follows:
You know you are a dog loving freak when you go to work on a snow day in your $120 Ugg boots that you normally wear every morning for dog walking….and halfway through the day you’re sitting at your desk, happen to glance down at your feet mid-conference call and you notice there is a brownish green dry-crusted caking formation of dog doo stuck to the side of them. You proceed to pull the waste basket out from under your desk, hike your boot foot up resting on top and start scraping it off using a strategically placed letter opener positioned over a wad of Kleenex when just at that precise moment your young assistant comes walking into your office with the same dry look of befuddlement that only Dwight from Office Space could give followed by the perfect deadpan delivery, “What in the world are you doing?”
“I’m scraping dog crap off my boots.”
He turned three shades of red.... “Yeaaaah, that’s really gross.”
Instead of being embarrassed I laughed and countered with a great proclamation...
“My Uggs have been Pugged!”
He didn’t get it. But at least I haven't lost my sense of humor in all of this...

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